A Very Brief Guide to the Oscars: Best Picture
Oscar weekend is upon us, which means one thing: you have been hearing countless discussions of snubs, cinematography, and numerous people you’ve never heard of before (we’re talking about you, David...
View ArticleA Very Brief Guide to the Oscars: Best Actor Category
Part 2 of Sherman Ave’s last-minute attempt to spread misinformation on all things Oscars in order to emerge victorious in our Oscar pool. The 2013 Academy Award category for Best Actor in a Leading...
View ArticleOn Coming to Terms with Seth MacFarlane’s Talent
Much of my self-identity is derived from my dislike (nay, hatred) of Seth MacFarlane and his empire. I’ve spent the better half of my life shouting (literally shouting) at anyone with two ears that...
View ArticleThe Movies of 2013 as Told Through Snapchats
2013 was an amazing year for the movies. Jennifer Lawrence was hotter than ever, and America actually went to see movies about race that weren’t The Help. But instead of recapping this year in some...
View Article2014 Oscar Nominee Predictions
Best Picture: The Wolf of Wall Street Could Be Nominated Because: It’s fuckin’ Scorsese. Won’t Be Nominated Because: Movies involving quaaludes historically do not get nominated for Best Picture...
View Article“Her”“Really Changed Me” Says Friend Who Won’t Shut Up about “Her”
EVANSTON, IL – At 6:50 PM Saturday, your friend saw the film Her, and, since his time of viewing the movie, has, quite literally, not stopped talking to you about how you need to see it. “No, dude, you...
View Article12 Realistic Oscar Predictions for This Year
It’s Oscar season, and every person who’s ever seen a movie thinks they know what’s up when it comes to predicting the winners. Alas, sometimes what seems like the obvious choice doesn’t end up with...
View ArticleThe 2014 Oscars: Who Will Win and Who Should Win
Best Picture: Who Will Win: 12 Years A Slave Why: Guiiiiilt trip. Who Should Win: Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa Why: This breathtaking adventure flick digs deep into issues surrounding age, vitality,...
View ArticleHow Terry Shipman Took Over the Internet
Terry Shipman was just your average guy. There wasn’t much to know. He lives or is from Beaumont, Texas. That’s actually all that I know about him. There’s a lot of mystery surrounding this tweeting...
View ArticleFrom the Future: A Look Back at the 2015 Award Season
Who will win all the big awards this coming year? We have an idea...
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